Late night magic post

[sharpasafawkes]

[What? you think Cesare gets all the fun and dealing with trauma? Balls no.

Which is to say it's night and three completely sane assassins are sleeping.]

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[sharpasafawkes]

[There's both, but lord knows what camp will do if someone takes a shot at it]

[eaglecocktail.livejournal.com]

[... locks to pick are fun. :> PICKING THEM.]

[sharpasafawkes]

[keeping watch for anything, and whispering]

..Do you wonder if this is too easy?

[eaglecocktail.livejournal.com]

I hope it stays this easy.

This wouldn't be a problem if there were a cheap liquor store around here for stockpiling.

[sharpasafawkes]

That's going to be readily available in a summer camp?

[eaglecocktail.livejournal.com]

They can card people!

[sharpasafawkes]

They do, at the general store. How's the lock going?

[eaglecocktail.livejournal.com]

Voila.

[holds it up]

1/2

[sharpasafawkes]

[brushing ahead of him, and going in first]

Well that's wonderful, not that it didn't take you long enough-

[sharpasafawkes]

...


...Why thank you for that, camp.

[eaglecocktail.livejournal.com]

[...........snrrrk]

Holy shit.

[sharpasafawkes]

Oh be quiet, now stay there

[There is now a tiny sparrowhawk dragging over bottles to nudge into the bag, this is a) adorable b)mock-worthy c) worrisome how he adjusted to it so fast, d) all of the above]

[eaglecocktail.livejournal.com]

[... D, definitely D.]

You adjusted to that way too fast, Shaun. How often does this type of thing happen to you?

[going to. Watch.]

[sharpasafawkes]

[tipping up a bottle with his beak for Desmond to see, Dewars? Dewars?]

So far about three times, once when I ended up being dragged along to the barrier, once after a comment I made, and once when I was in hospital.

[eaglecocktail.livejournal.com]

You were in the hospital here?

[stepping close to the door, but not crossing that threshold just yet]

You could always just roll the bottles to me. I'll put them in the bad.

[sharpasafawkes]

I told you, that little event that's got me up at this hour in the first place.

[rolling roll- oh fuck you too triangle-shaped bottle]

[eaglecocktail.livejournal.com]

[... LOL.

Yep, lol.]

O--Oh, r-right..

[pfff. T-taking the bottles and putting them into the bag]

[sharpasafawkes]

Think that's enough? I'm not going to be having much like this.

[eaglecocktail.livejournal.com]

[he counts the bottles... 5 is a decent stash, right? Right]

I think we've got ourselves a minibar, at least.

[sharpasafawkes]

[tugging the bag- oh. right. There's a person right here to do that]

At the very least, how many do you need for a full bar anyway?

[eaglecocktail.livejournal.com]

[PICKING THE BAG UP poor bird!Shaun.]

Preferably every kind of liquor. There're more than 5 different liquors, you know.

[sharpasafawkes]

Oh yes, because everything that tastes like candy to mask the alcohol counts.

[eaglecocktail.livejournal.com]

[he rolls his eyes]

Oh, come on. I didn't even mention soda, or the other stuff.

Gin, Scotch, Whiskey, Tequila, Rum, Absinthe, Vodka, Brandy... Come on, man.

[sharpasafawkes]

Absinthe's a liqueur, anise-flavored, if I remember correctly.