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sharpasafawkes) wrote2011-10-29 09:36 pm
sharpasafawkes) wrote2011-10-29 09:36 pm
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From: Shaun hastings (outfawksed@cfudnetwork.com)
To: Desmond Miles
Date/Time: 10/29/2011 9:32 PM
Subject: Mutts
Desmond, I now have two piles of what appear to be Portuguese Water dogs on my bed and they seem to be quite happy to resist any efforts I've made to move them. I won't say that you're to blame for this, but i will assume that you've got an explanation about it.
S.
To: Desmond Miles
Date/Time: 10/29/2011 9:32 PM
Subject: Mutts
Desmond, I now have two piles of what appear to be Portuguese Water dogs on my bed and they seem to be quite happy to resist any efforts I've made to move them. I won't say that you're to blame for this, but i will assume that you've got an explanation about it.
S.
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To: Shaun Hastings
Date/Time: 10/29/2011 9:45 PM
Subject: RE: Mutts
oh yeah, you mean the two dogs i found? they were hungry, so i fed them. i felt kind of bad for the poor guys. i was going to put up some posters for them later.
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To: Desmond Miles
Date/Time: 10/29/2011 9:53 PM
Subject: RE: RE: Mutts
While I appreciate the touching display of your charity, that doesn't explain why our cabin now has a little doggie door, which ruins any security we gained by scaling the walls every time we went out for a shower.
S.
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To: Shaun Hastings
Date/Time: 10/29/2011 10:05 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Mutts
... i didn't install a doggie door.
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To: Desmond Miles
Date/Time: 10/29/2011 10:11 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Mutts
I didn't either, and knowing Malik he'd just train them to scuttle up the ladder and jump off the roof.
Which we're not going to let him do that, just saying that now.
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To: Shaun Hastings
Date/Time: 10/29/2011 10:20 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Mutts
well, i guess it's a good thing that he won't have to, thanks to the doggie door. maybe if you give them a hot dog or something, they'll go?
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To: Desmond Miles
Date/Time: 10/29/2011 11:13 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Mutts
... Right well, that didn't work. Also watch out and don't try to investigate the noise around the base of the cabin, let's just say I'm glad that we can close the pet flap and lock it.
Don't worry, the dogs are still safe... and on my bed. For the love of god can't you throw the cat at them or something?
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To: Shaun Hastings
Date/Time: 10/29/2011 11:30 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Mutts
what the hell did you do??? and anyway, kadar seemed okay with them. i guess he must like dogs.
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To: Desmond Miles
Date/Time: 10/29/2011 11:39 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Mutts
Oh don't be dramatic, I'm not bleeding, and it's either one question mark or an interrobang.
...Wait am I the only one that mangy little thing hates? I swear if Malik wasn't so obsessed about that thing "keeping everything intact"...
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To: Shaun Hastings
Date/Time: 10/30/2011 6:20 AM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Mutts
i don't think it's being very dramatic to want to know what the hell happened!
you know, you might be. i don't see why he doesn't like you, though. what with your winning personality and all.
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To: Desmond Miles
Date/Time: 10/30/2011 9:34 PM
Subject: RE: Mutts
It was just some local fauna having a go at the food I put out, no need to worry.
-And that little thing's been cross to me from the first day.
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To: Shaun Hastings
Date/Time: 10/30/2011 10:22 PM
Subject: RE: Mutts
... okay...
winning personality! he'll come around someday, maybe. hey, at least you have dogs now. and they look like they like your winning personality too.
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To: Desmond Miles
Date/Time: 10/30/2011 10:30 PM
Subject: RE: Mutts
I'd rather not have them, they have the most ridiculous names and they're the worst when it comes to taking up someone's personal space.
...Which about that...
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To: Shaun Hastings
Date/Time: 10/30/2011 10:56 PM
Subject: RE: Mutts
yeah, hope and change are a little weird for dog names. maybe you can give them a different name. they're not too old yet.
hm?
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To: Desmond Miles
Date/Time: 10/30/2011 11:00 PM
Subject: RE: Mutts
...I'd rather give them back to their original owner.
Just how much did you HAVE last night?
S.
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To: Shaun Hastings
Date/Time: 10/30/2011 11:13 PM
Subject: RE: Mutts
yeah yeah, i know.
aaaaaand just a few drinks.
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To: Desmond Miles
Date/Time: 10/30/2011 11:20 PM
Subject: RE: Mutts
And that's why you were draped over me.
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To: Shaun Hastings
Date/Time: 10/31/2011 12:06 AM
Subject: RE: Mutts
yeah, how about we not talk about that ever again?
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To: Desmond Miles
Date/Time: 10/30/2011 12:07 PM
Subject: RE: Mutts
...
Fine by me
S.
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To: Shaun Hastings
Date/Time: 11/01/2011 8:19 PM
Subject: 11/1/11
hey, i think we're out of liquor.
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To: Desmond miles
Date/time: 11/1/11 8:30 PM
...Some of that might be my fault, I may have gotten into it after last night.
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To: Shaun Hastings
Date/Time: 11/01/2011 10:15 PM
...
whelp
time to raid the bar again. how do you feel about being a bird?
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To: Desmond Miles
Date/time: 11/1/11 10:25
As long as you don't mind me staying in canada until I'm human again
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To: Shaun Hastings
Date/time: 11/1/11 10:44 PM
Subject: bar raid
i don't care. i just want to get to enjoy the alcohol tonight
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To: Desmond Miles
Date/time: 11/1/11 11:03
Subject: bar raid
Just remember for us not to let our guard down until we get the grate locked, I won't be much help if Vino decides to pay us a little visit again.
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To: Shaun Hastings
Date/time: 11/1/11 11:23 PM
Subject: bar raid
vino? what are you talking about...?
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To: Desmond Miles
Date/time: 11/1/11 11:45
Subject: bar raid
...Vino might have gotten to all of us now, and I don't think he's going to stop with one go.
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To: Shaun Hastings
Date/time: 11/5/11 8:45 PM
Subject: this would almost be hilarious
fuck my life. is there any room in canada right now?
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To: Desmond Miles
Date/time: 11/6/11 9:34 PM
Subject:this would almost be hilarious
Just got the word back, it's fine. Where'd you go anyway? I didn't think you were the type to have a brisk jog with a hangover.
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To: Desmond Miles
Date/Time: 11/13/2011 9:40 PM
Subject: This afternoon
I know this is a stupid sort of question, but are you all right? What happened today?
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To: Shaun Hastings
Date/Time: 11/13/2011 10:30pm
Subject: RE: This afternoon
yeah, haven't really had time to get used to altair being around yet
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To: Desmond Miles
Date/Time: 11/13/2011 10:00 PM
Subject: This afternoon
Don't worry you will, one touchy ancestor can't be worse than all of Abstergo.
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To: Shaun Hastings
Date/Time: 11/13/2011 10:40pm
Subject: RE: This afternoon
sorry about that. guess i should have stuck around for damage control
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To: Desmond Miles
Date/Time: 11/13/2011 10:45pm
Subject: RE: This afternoon
It's fine, I'd already been run through a few times already today, what was the the thread of one more? Frankly I was expecting it around sometime when I tried to drag you out of there.
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To: Shaun Hastings
Date/Time: 11/13/2011 10:56 PM
Subject: RE: This afternoon
you know, that's not really reassuring shaun
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To: Desmond Miles
Date/Time: 11/13/2011 11:00pm
Subject: RE: This afternoon
Black humor doesn't really translate well to email, does it.
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To: Shaun Hastings
Date/Time: 11/13/2011 11:06 PM
Subject: RE: This afternoon
not really, but you must be doing fine if you can email me
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To: Desmond Miles
Date/Time: 11/13/2011 11:15 PM
Subject: RE: This afternoon
I had the worst of it when I came out of the whole mess really, Cesare managed to hit a mental tripwire, if you will.
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To: Shaun Hastings
Date/Time: 11/13/2011 11: 26 PM
Subject: RE: This afternoon
no shit. i figured that out when he threw a knife at my back
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To: Desmond Miles
Date/Time: 11/13/2011 11:45 PM
Subject: RE: This afternoon
... No, I meant the other sort.
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To: Shaun Hastings
Date/Time: 11/13/2011 12:00 PM
Subject: RE: This afternoon
... oh
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To: Desmond Miles
Date/Time: 11/13/2011 12:05 PM
Subject: RE: This afternoon
It's fine, I managed to work through it.
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To: Shaun Hastings
Date/Time: 11/14/2011 12:18 AM
Subject: RE: This afternoon
sorry. i'm almost done here, you want to talk back at the bureau? or are you staying at canada again?
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To: Desmond Miles
Date/Time: 11/13/2011 12:26 PM
Subject: RE: This afternoon
I've already moved back into the cabin, thought it would be best considering.
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To: Shaun Hastings
Date/Time: 11/14/2011 1:56 AM
Subject: RE: This afternoon
... probably, yeah, since everything's kind of... what's the word... fucked right now
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To: Desmond Miles
Date/Time: 11/13/2011 2:00 AM
Subject: RE: This afternoon
Understatement of the year there, but I'll have a coffee waiting for you when you get here. We've got a lot to talk about anyway.
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To: Desmond Miles
Date/Time: 11/17/2011 12:10 PM
Subject: I honestly expect you to delete this
Because well, if I were you, I would too. What I did was about the worst thing that could happen at the moment, save actually sticking a knife in and twisting it while I was there. So asking for forgiveness is right out as well since, well, there's a lot of things I wouldn't do for me if I was in your spot, to be honest.
I'm... well I'm sorry, for everything really, going back on my word, dredging up Lucy's name like that for ammunition, and unloading a lot of false blame while I was at it. You've never really let us down, and I'm an arse for even saying it.
So, if there's anything you need, just name it, honestly, name it. I deserve to get drug through the mud a few times before we even talk anyway. If you want I'll even clear out of the cabin until you want me back.
Shaun