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[sharpasafawkes]

[Today there's a sparrowhawk suspiciously looking around, then taking a good long pause, almost unsure

-Then he's taking to the sky like it's nobody's business, and yeah, that's a short, rather human laugh out of him.]


((OOC: Open for anyone, forever.))

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[sharpasafawkes]

All birds speak with this accent in your world? I've got to say that would make it a better place. And I passed out at one point, I think. Things start to get a bit hazy sometime after Cesare carted me home.

[spookmagnet.livejournal.com]

If they do, I wouldn't know, because I've never talked to a bird before. Not even when I'm drunk. [he hesitates] I can probably speed up your healing, if you want. Must seriously suck to be stuck like that and not even able to do anything fun with it because you're hurt.

[sharpasafawkes]

You've got no idea, it's like I can't even move right.

[spookmagnet.livejournal.com]

Just don't go after another chicken once you're better. [smirks suddenly] You might get a reputation as a chickenhawk.

[sharpasafawkes]

...You almost get points for that one.

[spookmagnet.livejournal.com]

Only almost? You're one tough audience. Okay, uh- are you going to need something to bite on that isn't me? Because this will help, but it's going to hurt for a moment.

And if that's not okay, let me know before I get started.

[sharpasafawkes]

I'll be fine, just give me something to bite on. I've got a feeling that I'll need it.

[spookmagnet.livejournal.com]

Not to scare you or anything, but yeah, you probably will. [Tony pats his pockets quickly, shakes his head, then his wallet, black leather and thin, only a couple cards and bills filling it out, flies out of his room, the door opening for it and closing quickly after, makes a sharp left, and smacks into his waiting hand]

Here, you should be able to get your beak around this. [he fishes out the thing with most value to him and pockets it - his Director's Guild card -, then offers the wallet to Shaun]

[sharpasafawkes]

Well, that's to be expected, isn't it? Everything's got it's own price.

[COMPIN' DOWN ON THE WALLET, LIKE A CHAMPION]

[spookmagnet.livejournal.com]

You're right about that. [Tony closes his eyes again and takes a breath; as he lets it out, a few quiet multi-syllabic words can be heard riding it, muttered nearly silently.]

[And then Shaun is hit with every bit of pain he would have felt over the entire length of time the wounds would have taken to heal naturally, all at once. Enjoy! At least once Shaun recovers from that, he'll find himself in perfect shape?]

[sharpasafawkes]

[OH HOLY HELL. YOU JUST HAD TO GO THE QUICK WAY, DIDN'T YOU SELF. Guess who's glad there's a wallet to muffle those noises]

[spookmagnet.livejournal.com]

[yeah, Tony's not exactly a happy camper himself, since he has to feel it too, as he's doing the healing - but hell, he's had worse. He can cope.]

[after another deep breath, steadying himself, he opens his eyes and rubs his stomach unconciously as it starts to growl] You okay there?

[sharpasafawkes]

I'll live, which if I remember correctly, is the point.

[spookmagnet.livejournal.com]

Yeah, pretty much. [grins tightly] Try it with broken bones, it's a riot. So how come you're a bird, anyways?

[sharpasafawkes]

I'll bet, why it sounds like a fun trick to try at parties. As for this, the little warlord here decided it would be a smashing idea to go annoy the barrier until he got some results.

He did, sadly I'd agreed to the idea.

[spookmagnet.livejournal.com]

[sits on the couch next to Shaun and reclaims his wallet, examining the beakmark] So he annoyed the barrier and you took the fall? Guess you learned a lesson.

[sharpasafawkes]

Oh no he got it just as hard. Don't tell him this, but he makes an adorable calf.

[spookmagnet.livejournal.com]

[laughs] That's Cesare Borgia, right? Man, he looks nothing like Orson Welles. Or Pedro Amendáriz or Oliver Cotton.

[Yes, everything is movies and TV to Tony.]

[sharpasafawkes]

I'm glad you said that, because if you said Francois Arnaud we'd have to talk about your taste in shows.

2/2

[sharpasafawkes]

Wait... have you only seen him from there?

[spookmagnet.livejournal.com]

What, the guy who played in I Killed My Mother? Why would he look like him? Not that that would be bad, he's pretty cute and it wasn't a terrible movie. Awkward and sort of embarrassing to watch, because christ, teenage angst is pathetic once you're over twenty, but not terrible.

Um.

[sharpasafawkes]

[This is the most judging look a hawk can give a person.]

He's playing him in a new series, badly.

[spookmagnet.livejournal.com]

[HEY, you know my school history ): Besides, who learns about the Borgias in school anymore?]

Oh. My condolences, I guess? Unless my name's in the credits, in which case, hey, watch what you say. [grins]

[sharpasafawkes]

No this one's all Showtime's doing, though the credits say that Canada did have a hand in it...

Not that I'd blame you, but if youd've defended that one, I'd just leave you to Cesare's tender mercies.

[spookmagnet.livejournal.com]

Haha, nah, if it's terrible, I'll admit it, even if I worked on it. Hell, I have no idea how Darkest Night has made it to the fourth season, and I'm not hearing anything about us not getting picked up for a fifth yet. As much as I hate to say it, Twilight really bumped up our viewing numbers and the DVD sales.