Late night magic post

[sharpasafawkes]

[What? you think Cesare gets all the fun and dealing with trauma? Balls no.

Which is to say it's night and three completely sane assassins are sleeping.]

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[eaglecocktail.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but surely said security doesn't apply to a couple of adults who really need a drink.

[sharpasafawkes]

We'll even be nice and sweep up the glass.

[eaglecocktail.livejournal.com]

Speak for yourself. I'm already going through the trouble of not breaking their locks!

[sharpasafawkes]

...Just how much of that did you pick up?

[eaglecocktail.livejournal.com]

I learned a thing or two from my time on the compound.

[sharpasafawkes]

[looks like he's about to ask something, but instead just nods.]

I'd love to say I've got any skills like that, but right now it's just riding horses and what I've picked up with the shotgun.

[eaglecocktail.livejournal.com]

I wanted to ride a bike-- but...

[he shrugs]

Anyway, you're here for your sweeping skills.

[sharpasafawkes]

[and taking a look around the general area.]

Well it seems clear. Go on, you're the one that has an idea of how to blend in.

[eaglecocktail.livejournal.com]

-- Right. But that doesn't really work if there aren't crowds to blend in to.

[but hey, he can be quiet and sneaky. Where is that damn bar?]

[sharpasafawkes]

[not saying anything, but indicates a direction with his hand as he follows]

[eaglecocktail.livejournal.com]

[oh great. Are there windows to smash? Or locks to pick? Locks to pick are better.]

[sharpasafawkes]

[There's both, but lord knows what camp will do if someone takes a shot at it]

[eaglecocktail.livejournal.com]

[... locks to pick are fun. :> PICKING THEM.]

[sharpasafawkes]

[keeping watch for anything, and whispering]

..Do you wonder if this is too easy?

[eaglecocktail.livejournal.com]

I hope it stays this easy.

This wouldn't be a problem if there were a cheap liquor store around here for stockpiling.

[sharpasafawkes]

That's going to be readily available in a summer camp?

[eaglecocktail.livejournal.com]

They can card people!

[sharpasafawkes]

They do, at the general store. How's the lock going?

[eaglecocktail.livejournal.com]

Voila.

[holds it up]

1/2

[sharpasafawkes]

[brushing ahead of him, and going in first]

Well that's wonderful, not that it didn't take you long enough-

[sharpasafawkes]

...


...Why thank you for that, camp.

[eaglecocktail.livejournal.com]

[...........snrrrk]

Holy shit.

[sharpasafawkes]

Oh be quiet, now stay there

[There is now a tiny sparrowhawk dragging over bottles to nudge into the bag, this is a) adorable b)mock-worthy c) worrisome how he adjusted to it so fast, d) all of the above]

[eaglecocktail.livejournal.com]

[... D, definitely D.]

You adjusted to that way too fast, Shaun. How often does this type of thing happen to you?

[going to. Watch.]

[sharpasafawkes]

[tipping up a bottle with his beak for Desmond to see, Dewars? Dewars?]

So far about three times, once when I ended up being dragged along to the barrier, once after a comment I made, and once when I was in hospital.