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[sharpasafawkes]

[Today there's a sparrowhawk suspiciously looking around, then taking a good long pause, almost unsure

-Then he's taking to the sky like it's nobody's business, and yeah, that's a short, rather human laugh out of him.]


((OOC: Open for anyone, forever.))

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[sharpasafawkes]

...Who gave those blasted things spurs anyway?

[maleborgia]

*this is a slight smirk*

God.

[sharpasafawkes]

That's it, when I've taken a leap of this mortal coil, I'm going to give him a stern talking to.

[maleborgia]

You'll have to take a leap out of Camp first. Even if that chicken had managed to get you better you'd have woken up in the kitchen anyway.

How do you feel?

[sharpasafawkes]

Absolutely wretched, like I took a tumble with a sharp block of concrete.

[maleborgia]

*laughs* It wasn't quite that bad, although I wouldn't recommend you flying anytime soon. I suspect you're more or less land-bound until the next time Camp sees fit to change you into a bird.

[sharpasafawkes]

...oh lovely. Just what I need to be, a bird that can't fly.

[maleborgia]

If you're nice, I'll let you ride on my shoulder. *clearly teasing, leaving Shaun for a bit to clean up the kitchen--blood and feathers everywhere*

[sharpasafawkes]

[Not really too sharply]

I meant that bit about the bells.

[maleborgia]

And fortunately for you, I don't have any off hand.

*so much gore in the trashcan*

[sharpasafawkes]

As long as a cage stays out of the picture, I'll let that comment go.

[maleborgia]

You should eat something, too.

[sharpasafawkes]

I'd forgotten about that...

[maleborgia]

You can have some of the chicken. I put it in the freezer.

*going to get it!*

[sharpasafawkes]

... you didn't cook it already?

[maleborgia]

I don't--

*opens the door and quickly shuts it again to the noise of a very angry bird and a lot of thrashing about*

[sharpasafawkes]

...guess that's a no.

[maleborgia]

I forgot it would do that! Damn it! Should I kill it again or just let it go?

[sharpasafawkes]

Oh just stab it allready! I'm not going to be landbound for nothing.

[maleborgia]

*takes the knife out of the sink and quickly opens the freezer again. there is a bit of commotion but it's brief.*

[sharpasafawkes]

...did he get you?

[maleborgia]

Just a little, before I could reach properly. *taking it out, hand a bit scratched* I'm fine, though.

[sharpasafawkes]

At least it went down quicker this time.

So, what's the plan for dinner tonight?

[maleborgia]

It didn't have much of an advantage. *knife plus semi-frozen...*

I don't know. At least it didn't revive all the way. *the chicken is still plucked and et cetera because fuck no not going through that again :|b* I was going to just leave it for now but it looks like it needs to be cooked right away.

[sharpasafawkes]

So why don't you cook it? Is the gas out?