CRAZY EVENT DAY 3 SHENANIGINS

[sharpasafawkes]

[It's getting late, you're probably out (but hey, some of you could be safe and warm at home), and aside from the crazy people out, it's pretty much business as normal.

Which means it can be pretty easy to miss the sound of someone else around, or the footsteps that trail off and then come again]

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[scanninggaydis]

What, are you going to make me?

[sharpasafawkes]

We all know it's best.

[scanninggaydis]

No. No, "we" don't know that.

[sharpasafawkes]

Yes we do. Look at you, you've gone all wrong, even camp can't put you back together again properly.

I've still got the gun. Just... agree to it, so I don't have to live with you anymore.

[scanninggaydis]

I'll come back.

[and oh, hey, it's like there's some extra heat and disgust at that idea]

You know it wouldn't be permanent, what's the point?

[sharpasafawkes]

The point is that you'll never cause me any problems again! I just want a normal life where I don't need to worry if you'll come about and ruin everything! I was just starting to feel better off, and you come sauntering back into my life and make a mess of it all!

And no, there's got to be something we're not doing right! There's got to be some way to make it stick.

[scanninggaydis]

Who do you think I am?

[sharpasafawkes]

Don't give me that bit, we both know it's not going to work!

[scanninggaydis]

Whoever it is, I'm not that person. I'm Felix and I know I've never ruined your life or done what keeps you up at night, that's not me.

[sharpasafawkes]

[Gun, loaded, now suddenly pointed at a notfelix]

You're not! Stop that! Stop trying to hide!

[scanninggaydis]

[STIFFENS and then.....doesn't so much relax as clearly seems to resign himself.]

I am. And I'm not hiding.

[sharpasafawkes]

You're not. And you are. And... just tell me why you won't die.

[scanninggaydis]

You know why. This godsdamn system.

[sharpasafawkes]

No, you only came back partly healed. There's a way, we can solve this...

[There's a note of desperation creeping into his voice]

[scanninggaydis]

I'm not going to help you find a way to kill me permanently.

[sharpasafawkes]

God, you've got to be difficult, don't you!

Fine, if I can't kill you, I've got to make sure you're kept here. But then there's starvation and...

-well, we just have to go the other way then, won't we? Something that keeps you alive no matter what happens!

[scanninggaydis]

[a dark kind of laugh]

I don't think that's going to work either. Everyone...everything dies. That's just how it is.

[sharpasafawkes]

No, I'm tired of everyone dying under my watch. It's going to be different, and you're going to be first.

Now let's see, there's... whatever is going on with juan, something with the resurrection system, or just... listen, be at least somewhat useful and help here, will you?

[scanninggaydis]

[He is going to be the opposite of helpful!!]

[sharpasafawkes]

You know, why did I even ask? You're always unhelpful, and your plans are bollocks anyway.

Let's see... juan probably doesn't remember what he took that did it, but those revival plants might work or- hold on, how on earth could I've missed it!

Right, so sorry, but I'm going to need to break your arms again and take that leg, but after that I'll be right back! ...actually I'm not sorry considering you're everything I hate, but you catch my point.

[scanninggaydis]

[His breathing and heart rate ratchet back up, but...

.........No, you know what, he's just done.]

[sharpasafawkes]

[Oh good YOU KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT.

Then after that he's out the door and going huntin']

[scanninggaydis]

[Not even struggling this time! He's...pretty much checked out.]

[sharpasafawkes]

[He comes back later, coveted in... oh just don't ask really, and with a syringe in hand]

Well that's all done. So, just for fun, how would you go about imortality?

[scanninggaydis]

[FLINCHING a little when he comes back in, and then getting a good look at him and....mentally screaming a little. He tries to draw himself up a little smaller.]